I have joined this website to help the world. I truly believe that with dedication, passion and bravery that we can truly save this planet. More importantly, we can save dogs. Because dogs are man's best friend, especially if the man in question had no friends aside from his dog. I mean, if that were the case then the dog would have to be his best friend, as it would be his only friend, even if the dog was a davros. Which brings me to the Kardashains. What's with those crazy women? Why are they even famous? People keep telling me and I keep forgetting. Probably on purpose. I've recently got into the hobby of flying fighter-jets, but it's no biggy. I'll probably get sick of it by next week, move onto speedboat racing or something. It's just how I roll. Like that blueberry girl from Willy Wonka, in that scene where they have to roll her out. Man that's a good movie, I should really watch it again. Where was I? Oh yeah, concrete mixing. It's pretty basic stuff guys, and I really hope I never see any faulty mixtures on here again. It's four parts concrete mixture, one part water, eight parts goat blood. It's really not that hard.
Tune in next week where I eat a mountain lion.
I can't wait for you to eat that mountain lion, I've been needing good recipes for the carcass I have in my freezer
