The Offtopic Topic

Reminder.
Buy Red Bull.
I am bribing a webcomic artist.

so you guys dont plan to sleep for the whole of armageddon

^ Reading the front page of facebook tells me that she's bribing Shelby for tickets.
Hooray for observance.

/clappety clap.

It's a small price to pay for more people to experience the joys of 'geddon, whoever ends up with them

So, you guys evuh hear the one ‘bout Serious Black and Flitwick’s littuh brotha? So, Flitwick’s littuh brotha’s walkin’ down the streets of Londuhn… And Serious Black, ‘e’s in this STORM DRAIN… Dressed as a CLOWN. An’ ‘e’s like, “Yo! Hey! Flitwick’s littul brothuh! Down ‘ere in this storm drain! It’s me! A clown!” And Flitwick’s littuh brotha’s like, “Yeah chap? Wutchoo want?” And Serious Black’s like, “Oh, Flitwick’s littul bruhva, you gotta get down this storm drain with me, ‘cause you’re. Missin’. Out! We’ve got a CARNIVUHL down ‘ere! We’ve got LOADS of cottuhn candy, and balloons!” And the kid practically flips, ‘e goes, “I gotta get down there… That sounds like a RIGHT TREAT THAT DOES!” So! ‘E reaches down his arm, right? But Serious Black… He grows ‘is mad teeth and ‘e BIOTES THE KIDS ‘EAD OFF! And two days latuh…That kid died.

xD

Best. Story. EVAR

Ikr, ye ken, everything Quirrel-actor says is great.

and he was dressed LIKE A CLOWN!

Aren't the guys who play Lupin and Pettigrew also the producers?
...
Google Google.

"You now realize all HON boots have no laces."

hey paul you bored?
why yes paul i am
why don't you build a chainsword in the garage?
that sounds like a right treat that does.

@paul,doitdoitdoitdoitdoit

ive started on the main body and saw teeth and handle

Ahahahahaha I just committed myself to making a Trinity Blood cosplay ahahahahahaha
/dies.
I'm going to start early so I'll still have time for other cosplays & commissions

Speaking of Trinity Blood... Do you have any?

Just number 1

Dibs.
Wait. Wait wait wait.
Is that the one, with the black and white cover, and had like. methuselah?

Yeeeeep.
I barely remember the story, but I remember that word.

Well darn-nuggets. That was cool. And had a story, it must have.
Oh well. I might as well go collect that now.

Primary School kid comes up and asks me if I want to buy seeds;
WHAT.
What kind of Fundraising idea is selling seeds?!
Who thought up that idea?!
Were they just sitting there, in a room somewhere thinking, Hmm, you know what people want in this recession? SEEDS.
Then everybody else in the room just bows before this Einstein.

"The world-famous coliseum!"

YOUR WHOLE WORLD IS A COLISEUM.

OH my Stars.
My fricking goodness (Non Existant?)
PREPARE FOR THE TERROR.

DO NOT OPEN THIS SPOILER UNLESS YOU WANT NIGHTMARES.

Spoiler:

YEAH. THAT JUST HAPPENED.

Prettiest girl in the world.

And now for something completely different.
I want to be able to move the mouse so fast that flames appear.