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Constrosity
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PostSubject: Re: The Offtopic Topic   The Offtopic Topic - Page 16 EmptyThu Oct 28, 2010 9:10 pm

Right, got no credit now (or at least not enough to squander) and got another text from my mystery person.

Does anyone know who this is :0210544659? Gotten several texts (as some of you know) from them and I have no idea who it is...
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PostSubject: Re: The Offtopic Topic   The Offtopic Topic - Page 16 EmptyThu Oct 28, 2010 9:13 pm

HAVE YOU TRIED TEXTING THEM BACK ASKING WHO THEY ARE?
Common sense? Try it some time?
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PostSubject: Re: The Offtopic Topic   The Offtopic Topic - Page 16 EmptyThu Oct 28, 2010 9:15 pm

Read the first line of my post jaid...
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PostSubject: Re: The Offtopic Topic   The Offtopic Topic - Page 16 EmptyThu Oct 28, 2010 9:18 pm

READ MY POST CONNOR.
STEAL YOUR SISTERS PHONE.
Keep it for at least a week, off.
When she gives up and stops looking, start using it.
Reveal that you've stolen it ONLY when she's gotten a new phone AND sim (People don't remember their own numbers these days, so she shouldn't be able to get a replacement)
TEXT TO YOUR FRIGGING HEARTS DELIGHT.
OR BETTER YET. I'LL TEXT. SAYING IT'S YOU.
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PostSubject: Re: The Offtopic Topic   The Offtopic Topic - Page 16 EmptyThu Oct 28, 2010 9:19 pm

Well that would work. Numbers up there, I can hardly stop you anyway
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PostSubject: Re: The Offtopic Topic   The Offtopic Topic - Page 16 EmptyThu Oct 28, 2010 9:21 pm

Done.
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PostSubject: Re: The Offtopic Topic   The Offtopic Topic - Page 16 EmptyThu Oct 28, 2010 9:22 pm

Rightio then
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PostSubject: Re: The Offtopic Topic   The Offtopic Topic - Page 16 EmptyThu Oct 28, 2010 9:25 pm

If you don't get abusive texts, I will have failed.
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PostSubject: Re: The Offtopic Topic   The Offtopic Topic - Page 16 EmptyThu Oct 28, 2010 9:26 pm

Wait, what? What exactly did you send to them?
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PostSubject: Re: The Offtopic Topic   The Offtopic Topic - Page 16 EmptyThu Oct 28, 2010 9:27 pm

Oh... Nothing much...
Promise!







heh.
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PostSubject: Re: The Offtopic Topic   The Offtopic Topic - Page 16 EmptyThu Oct 28, 2010 9:32 pm

Oh wow, thank you so much. Spose I'll go sit by my phone in the little spot of reception I get and wait for the abuse to come rolling in then?
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PostSubject: Re: The Offtopic Topic   The Offtopic Topic - Page 16 EmptyFri Oct 29, 2010 3:28 pm

... What the?
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PostSubject: Re: The Offtopic Topic   The Offtopic Topic - Page 16 EmptyFri Oct 29, 2010 5:40 pm

Demon doesn't really affect me...
No change in energy levels at all.
Okay, it does make me burp A LOT. /burp burp burp.
This combined with my cough/throatyness makes me sound like a monster xD
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PostSubject: Re: The Offtopic Topic   The Offtopic Topic - Page 16 EmptyFri Oct 29, 2010 6:00 pm

On a completely on topic note.
Cocaine tastes good. Unless it's the spicy kind.
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PostSubject: Re: The Offtopic Topic   The Offtopic Topic - Page 16 EmptyFri Oct 29, 2010 6:26 pm

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PostSubject: Re: The Offtopic Topic   The Offtopic Topic - Page 16 EmptyFri Oct 29, 2010 8:33 pm

Lul red
it's funnneh
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PostSubject: Re: The Offtopic Topic   The Offtopic Topic - Page 16 EmptySat Oct 30, 2010 6:42 pm

I only have $1 in my account Sad
I need to buy material for the duckbutt!
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PostSubject: Re: The Offtopic Topic   The Offtopic Topic - Page 16 EmptySun Oct 31, 2010 7:53 pm

That explains SOOOO much
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PostSubject: Re: The Offtopic Topic   The Offtopic Topic - Page 16 EmptySun Oct 31, 2010 8:33 pm

Quote :
sterling says:
O__O
where do babies come from?
Arka9 Luva brobro. says:
You see, when Connor eats too much in preparation for winter, the food gathers in his manwomb and turns into a baby, which is then taken by the Jaidanstork to all the mummies and daddies throughout the world
sterling says:
WOW!! here i was thinking they came from cabbages

^thats offtopic. thus ontopic for the thread.
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PostSubject: Re: The Offtopic Topic   The Offtopic Topic - Page 16 EmptySun Oct 31, 2010 8:35 pm

Oh god.....
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PostSubject: Re: The Offtopic Topic   The Offtopic Topic - Page 16 EmptySun Oct 31, 2010 8:40 pm

then laurence sells the extras to convenience store throughout the world.
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PostSubject: Re: The Offtopic Topic   The Offtopic Topic - Page 16 EmptySun Oct 31, 2010 8:45 pm

... O.0 what in blue frogminting blazes are you on?
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PostSubject: Re: The Offtopic Topic   The Offtopic Topic - Page 16 EmptySun Oct 31, 2010 8:46 pm

Laurence. It's called HAPPINESS
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PostSubject: Re: The Offtopic Topic   The Offtopic Topic - Page 16 EmptySun Oct 31, 2010 8:51 pm

Hehe, and?
I'm perfectly content right now (albeit slightly sunburnt)
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and now you know how babies are made.
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