Minor Mafia #2 Dethy

AHHH wrong slash!!!

LYNCH HIROSHI!!!!!!!

Hiroshi: What did you get each day?

Got nothing first night, I got you as innocent night before last, and last night got Slushee as guilty. Nothing conclusive but we don't have another day for that, this day has no deadline (See mod post at the top of the page).
So I can't be naive, and if I'm crazy and Slushee is normal then that makes no sense.

So I guess Screaming is actually not mafia this time. o.O So thought it was you. But I guess it's too easy for mafia to set me up in this game considering how it started. =\

Lynch Slushee

OK Well I'm going to come back to this after dinner and be sure I'm getting it right.
[Anticipation!!!]

DLF!!! You're supposed to be dead!!!! You can't talk!

MOD HAMMER!
[I'm still going to do my analysis before I vote anyways]

But ignoring the above, I will present the original facts I wanted to present:

Pretty sure DLF is the one who's insane.
- she investigated Hiroshi and got innocent
- she investigated Happy and got guilty

It's clear that Happy was innocent since she was killed first, so this must definitely mean she gets opposite results, meaning that Hiroshi is guilty. And as DLF was killed, this must mean she wasn't lying about what she found. We can clearly see from this, even without my investigations, that Hiroshi is guilty. But my investigations kinda back it up. Meaning I must be normal.

Seems like Happy was paranoid, as she got a guilty result and Screaming got no guilty results. Pretty lucky that she happened onto mafia first night! (shot Happy! I know you're reading this =D)

This leaves Screaming as naive, and Hiroshi as scum.

It's pretty unfortunate for Hiroshi that so many people investigated him first night! But claiming no investigation was your big mistake. It made you immediately suspicious. Jonno clearly said that he wouldn't start until he got all investigations. Though Jonno can be known for spontaneously cutting things off, I don't think he would in this case. Esp when there's only 5 players so it's easy to prod people =P

But seems it's up to Screaming to determine the outcome. You don't even have to trust my investigations to see the truth, Screaming =P

Myself:
Thee_Slushee = Innocent
Hiroshi = Innocent
DLF = Innocent

DF:
Hiroshi = Innocent
Happy = Guilty

Happy:
Hiroshi = Guilty

Thee_Slushee:
SH = Innocent
DLF = Innocent
Hiroshi = Guilty

Hiroshi:
SH = Innocent
Thee_Slushee = Guilty

I must be naive because I was the only one to not get a guilty.
Happy must be paranoid because she was the only one not to get innocent.

IF
Hiroshi != Guilty:
Thee_Slushee must be guilty.
Hiroshi = Normal cop because I as naive cop I must be innocent.
DLF must be insane because that is the only thing left. That also means her results are Happy = innocent and Hiroshi = Guilty.
CONTRADICTION
Therefore the premise is incorrect.

The only remaining option is that Thee_Slushee is innocent and then Hiroshi must be guilty.
GG town.

Vote Hiroshi

Two things in closing:
Think we would have won this even without the day zero slip from Hiroshi.
Second, DLF man wtf. Play fair. Talking when dead.. That's just bad. You know better. I wouldn't be surprised if Jonno refuses to have you in his next game. I know I would.

Yeeeah I was tired and feeling a little sick when I wrote that first post; completely missed the whole "All cops got a chance to investigate" thing.
But I also got kinda unlucky in a few places. For one, it was a toss up between Happy and Slushee night one; if I'd kept Happy alive and killed Slushee it would have been way easier. Since both of them could turn out to prove my scumminess I choose Happy because she was more supportive of me (therefore makes me less obvious as the killer).
Hang on, I'll post my mafia txt doc (yup, I kept one to keep track of everyone).

Quote :

Of course only I am talented enough to royally screw up in the first post of the whole game because I missed the line that said all cops had had a chance to investigate. Wheeee GG.


Screaming (naive or insane) -> Me -> Innocent
Slushee (normal or naive) -> Screaming -> Innocent
Happy (normal or paranoid) -> Me -> Guilty
DLF (naive or insane) -> Me -> Innocent


...I'm not dead yet. o_o
Kill Happy because she could be the normal cop and prove me to be mafia, and because she was friendly to me (not suspicious for me to kill her).


Slushee (normal) -> Me -> Guilty
Screaming -> ? -> Innocent
DLF (insane) -> Happy -> Guilty (But Happy is dead)


Kill Slushee because she's the normal cop and can prove me to be mafia; claiming that she's lying wont work on Screaming and DLF. Though swaying DLF to vote Screaming "because Slushee was wary of him so he killed her" is probably not gonna work either. <.<

Scratch that, now that DLF has concrete evidence against me...and convincing the other two that SHE is the lying mafia scum isn't gonna work because if Slushee isn't lying then it's either me or Screaming. So killed DLF.

Slushee (normal) -> DLF -> Innocent
Screaming -> ? -> Innocent

I'm still not dead. =\ Gonna be neigh impossible now though; if Screaming reads DLF's post about Happy then he'll know she was insane and know that I'm mafia. Can't convince Slushee that Screaming is mafia now that she knows she's normal cop. Have to convince Screaming that Slushee is mafia...

I knew that it was a contradiction to accuse Slushee, but no matter what I said it would have been a contradiction somewhere so I was hoping you wouldn't see DLF's post incriminating me. Speaking of which, DLF what the heck was that? *Empties clip into head* Stay dead this time. =\

Yeah, DLF's post was totally unfair on you! Granted, it wouldn't have made a difference to me =P Not sure how much effect her post had on Screaming's opinion. If he was actually on the fence between me and you, then it ROYALLY screwed you over!! =S

But yeah, the odds were definitely stacked against you! Good effort =P

omg guy!
i totally missed the post

i accept any punishment from the mod

oh ooruo!
i actually did not read an entire page of posts.

That's so stupid. Sorry hiroshi!
i'll just ban myself from the next couple of games

Oi we still need you around for Jasmine's Game™ so don't gap just yet lol.
Your alternative punishment is to click all three links in my sig. Muahahaha

HAHA aww man ya'll, it was a mistake, I mean I could tell even before rithi clarified :') Tensions do run a little high during games though, I get that. It's too late now and Jonno knows her well enough that it wasn't a noob moment, I should think, so there's no point banning anyone. Of course if he insists on enforcing the law of our Mafia State and deducting a million points from his spreadsheet or something then sure, I GUESS MEASURES MUST BE TAKEN.

GG ya'll, highly unfortunate for you geoff, but good first game and attempt at recovery

awhh thanks happy.

gosh. this will haunt me for a while. I know I'm not such a scatterbrain or airhead.

but on a happier note

whoa! Hiroshi sure is talented
awesome stuff!

Lol thank you. ^.^ Feel free to read/subscribe/like (I see you already did this one Thanks!) etc

-130 points and a post restriction from jazzy for the other game sounds good

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I'M NOT INSTIGATING A RANDOM ASS POST RESTRICTION
I mean, I could probably make her add something to the end of every post, like "I will check I've read all pages before posting", akin to the blackboard in the simpsons opening

That sounds like a joke that would get old really quick. You know what I'm not a fan of? Jokes that have overstayed their welcome. I'm glad we all agree this hypothetical post restriction is more trouble than it's worth.

just do it guys

i would love/hate the post restriction rather than the minus points only coz i never actually believed in the points system.

(SHHHH YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PRETEND IT'S A BLOW TO YOUR DIGNITY ;__; )

LOL! Look, I'm sure DLF knows what she did wrong so no reason to do anything drastic! I'm sure she won't do it again =D