Mafia #17 TOWNIES WIN

O.o this night.

Quote :

"who are you and what the azkaban are you doing in my house?"
returning home after a long day at the sonky factory, wallace had switched on his lights and not quite expected what he was seeing. there before him, in his den, stood...an individual. had you asked him any details on the matter, he would have been unable to provide such, as he was transfixed by the equipment she carried. namely copious quantities of bondage gear.
"lets just say i'm here to prevent any little accidents, shall we? you know, like the kind that befell the late kingpin"
"...wait, wait, you've got the wrong guy! i'm not one of them, i'm innocent!"
"yeah yeah, thats what they all say"

*~~~~~~~~~~~*

wallaces' feet were last, and having done them, the individual stood and admired the handiwork, then ducked into the kitchen,only to return moments later carrying a large steak knife. the intention was to leave it accessible to wallace. the work was to prevent murders after all, not cause them through dehydration/starvation.

before it could be placed however, there was an angry yell from behind, directly preceding the shattering of the veranda sliding double doors.
"not one step further!you're not going to be killing any one tonight with that knife! i've been making some last minute fine tunings and this should not have the strange side effects of the last time...mumble mumble...."
the new arrival appeared to be talking to themselves at this point, fiddling with the dials on some strange contraption. at one point the sawblade on the end whirled halfheartedly for a second before coming lazily to a stop. mesmerized by the absurdity of this occurance, the first individual stood dumbstruck
"there we go! take this!"

*~~~~~~~~~~~~~*

oh magikarp oh magikarp oh magikarp, this is not good.....what the azkaban went wrong?!

*~~~~~~~~~~~~~*

the hitman approached the house cautiously. someone had already been here and he did not want to end up being nabbed for a crime he had not yet committed. however when he finally peered inside, the strangest site met his eyes. his mark lay ready for him, gift wrapped like an early christmas present. on the ground next to him lay the body of the local dairy owner, pulsing with a weird blue glow, spasming peridocally.
"riiiighhht......okay, well, gift horses and all that"
he picked up the knife.

<active players>
Pizza-la
Jaidinja
Theeslushee
Orange
Hiroshi

<inactive players>
Fweaks(godfather)
caseofinsanity(mafia)
Happy(roleblocker)
Screaminghawk(jack of all trades)

for this day, there is officially no deadline. a lynch must be made.
3 to lynch!

Lynch Hiroshi.

For being hitman and all.

I'll logic it tomorrow when im awake and stuff.

... Okay, so a weekend away from the internet and I come back to several pages of reading. ==;

However,
Lynch Hiroshi

(I wonder if my train of thought is on the same track as pizza-la).

Ohoho. First time voting, so I hope I'm not wrong.

orange wrote:

... Okay, so a weekend away from the internet and I come back to several pages of reading. ==;

Lol I know right?
Last thing I had was following the sudden night after day 0 continuing the train of thought to lynch case. Now all of a sudden I'm a hitman?
Kinda gutted I wasn't here for more discussion yesterday that was getting intense. But with screaming and happy out there go the top two on my suspect list lol.

I'd like to hear this 'logic' you speak of. Until then you're both top of my suspected mafia list. We have 5 people left alive, so we can't have 3 mafia left or they'd win. So we have two mafia left. And then right off the bat two people come out and try to lynch? At least one of you is mafia.

Bah! Avocado.

OKAY. EVERYBODY CHILL.

Avocados aside, let's all just stop what we're doing, and back away from the nooses.
We're at the part of the game where if we even put a lynch vote on anyone who's not mafia, we lose. So let's just take this niiiiiiiice and slow now, seeing as there's no deadline.

no deadline HOPEFULLY means theres only one mafia left, right?


well then.
First night story.
Inventor roleblocks mafia (case) and lynches him the next day.
Jazzy claims he wasn't role-blocked because SHE didn't block him, the inventor does.

I still have no idea about the man waking up and remembering himself though!
That has something to do with the other two roles (which didn't make an appearance in the second night story).


Next night.
Hawk (jack of trades) i assume was going to protect himself, but got role-blocked by jazzy. As a result, he couldn't protect himself from the mafia kill at the end of the night story.

Inventor accidentally vigilante killed jazzy, hence 2 kills.



Now, I KNOW Hawk was targeted by jazzy, himself and Hiroshi, which means Hiroshi was the Hitman.

Oh, further proof Hiroshi's mafia.

Last day phase, INSTA-bandwagon without any excuse. You knew Case was mafia, and instead of trying to swing the vote, you decided to go along with the town to make yourself look innocent


//back-stabbing-your-partner for the win!

?
I was going for Case in day 0, and continued it on day 1 'cos we got cut off. I hardly call that instant. My plan was kill case, if he's not mafia then kill screaming for getting him killed.

What I hear you saying is "I'm not the mafia because I'm sure Hiro was the mafia"

Nah, I am very sure you're mafia.

If your not, i will eat my hat.

Since I'm not, you wont have to eat your hat 'cos you will have won. How convinient

Lynch Pizza-la

I'm guessing I can't vote to lynch Orange at the same time right?

OMGUS vote? Or do you have a proper reason?

Wait what's OMGUS?

My reasoning is that we're on the (potentially) final day and two people come out with a quick, planned attack immediately, probably hoping that one of the other two will join in without thinking, get a quick lynch and you win. Both with some kind of 'logic' but of course only one of you spelling it out to avoid contradictions.

PS this is my first time playing forum mafia so I don't quite know all the jargon yet lol

It means OhMyGoshUSuck xD

To be fair, i have no idea what Orange is, i thought i would have the inventor on my side actually.

Planned attack? Nope. I only think theres one mafia left, seeing as theres a hitman, and thats a pretty decent mafia role.

Cough LINK Cough

*~lynch update~*
hiroshi-2-pizza-la,orange

btw, just putting this out there, is there any one who would like to mod the next game?

this isn't because i'm getting sick of modding, because i actually LOVE modding. but i thought if there's anyone else there who'd like a turn, i'll give you a go.

if theres no one, i am still totally happy with modding the next.

i suck at modding >.<
but keen to do another game?

I've got a cool idea for a game theme. Though I think there is a queue and someone was doing MLP next? If I remember correctly. Yup. It's here

Nah, Kelsey was lazy about updating the queue. I did that one last year. Go ahead and mod next.

Anyway strong offtopic guys, lmao.. I'm sorry for, uhh, sexually harrassing you, Hawk. XD And killing you, by proxy. At least I assume my death has been for the GOOD OF THE LAND.

/ollies outy

As for me voting Hiroshi, I don't have a valid reason, other than I suspected him somewhere when I was reading back through where caseofinsanity was defending himself.

(... I was also just really tired but eager to backtrack through tumblr and then go to sleep, so last nights train of thought has left me.)

*~lynch update~*
hiroshi-2-pizza-la,orange
PIZZA-LA-1-HIROSHI

3 TO LYNCH

Blaaaaaaaah Ok. Screw it.

Lynch Hiroshi